Tag: humor
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Haphazardly Hazardous
I once wrote a poem backwards Instead of putting my pants on first I donned a hat For breakfast I poured some milk The bowl was the last thing I grabbed from the cupboard I wondered why there was a mess on the floor Time to write another poem ———– (Photo by Hans on Pixabay)
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The Baby Who Should Have Been King
There was this dude named Solomon Grundy who was born on a Monday Taken to a priest and baptized on Tuesday Met another baby there and married her on Wednesday The whole thing made him sick on Thursday He got worser on Friday Keeled over dead on Saturday His newborn wife couldn’t give consent So…
Just A Guy 